11 Signs You're Secretly A Grandma

Saturday, 30 April 2016


I've known for some time now that I might infact be a member of the wrong generation. Here's the signs that you too might also secretly be an old person...


#1 You'd much prefer a night in a with a cuppa, a biccie and a blanket to a night out on the town
I mean you might have a good time, but you KNOW you will if you stay in. 

#2 If you do go out you'd much rather go to a pub than a club
Clubs are just so loud..

#3 You spend more money on subscriptions than you do on alcohol
Netflix, Amazon Prime, Now TV... I love you all with all my heart

#4 Your idea of a wild night is starting a film after 9pm, 
or drinking caffeine after dinner, then again you might need to if you're to finish watching the film you started in the middle of the night!

#5 One of your favourite things to spend money on is food
because being full is more important than being fashionable

#6 You like to dress appropriately for the weather
It might look warm but it just happens to be bright there's actually a very chilly breeze! As for not wearing a coat when going out of an evening? Fools..

#7 And wear sensible shoes
I'll buy insoles if I have to.. It's all about comfort!

#8 Not understanding modern technology
What is this.. Tinder..

#9 Young people today annoy you and you don't understand their lingo
They're awfully loud on the buses and what are they even saying I don't understand

#10 Florals, everywhere on everything
An afternoon at the garden centre is the ultimate weekend past time, lunch in the cafe, and a peruse around the bedding plants and herbs, what's better..

#11 You just love to bake
Nothing excites you more than cake and biscuits and tarts and scones. As for trying a new recipe, that's truly living life to the fullest..

Are you secretly a Granny? Let me know I'm not alone! 

37 comments

  1. Loved this!

    moremindfulyou.blogspot.com

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  2. I think I can actually relate to every single point, I love garden centres, don't like clubs and spend too much money on food, LOVE THIS!

    http://lisablog18.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. YAY #secretlygrandmas haha. I bloody love garden centres.. so underrated among our generation!

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  3. Haha, this is totally me! I also like Scrabble, quiz shows and crosswords, so I'm definitely an old person in disguise!

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    1. Oh gosh yeah how did I forget those! I'll have to make a Part 2 haha. I love scrabble too but no one ever wants to play with me! Have you tried the game word brain (is an app, I know how terribly modern of me) but I have a feeling you might like it...

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  4. Sooooo true!🙈

    Sophiekate.co.uk

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  5. Oh Jesus.. I am such a grandma haha

    www.thelisasworld.com

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  6. Loved this post! :) Some of these points are very relatable hahaha! xo

    ohhelloitshannah.blogspot.co.uk

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  7. Haha, I guess I'm a definite grandma! My ideal Saturday night is cozying up with netflix or a good book and getting to bed before midnight! Long gone are the days of coming home with ringing ears (from the club) and forgetting to remove makeup!
    Plus baking is just so much fun and yummy ;)

    Lindsey Elyse | lindseyginge

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    1. Awesome haha glad I'm not alone! Oooh yeah I don't miss the ringing ears and waking up all disorientated with smudged mascara.. Ergh.
      You're not wrong, baking is the most fun and very yummy!!

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  8. HAHA! This is all so me! I'm proud to be a grandma in her 20s!!

    Dee | PromptsbyDee xox

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  9. Omg these are so true I am officially a grandma haha

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  10. Oh my goodness, I'm all of these!! My idea of a wild night is eating in bed. Might get crumbs all over the place!

    Kelly // Velvet and Vibranium

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    1. Woooah that is one crazy crazy night..

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  11. LOVE THIS. Seriously, I relate to it a little too much..
    But there's nothing wrong with being a 20-something grandma in my opinion ;)
    ♥ Fran - www.frannymac.com xx

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    1. Oh gosh nothing wrong with it at all!! No shame for preferring a crumpet to a jaeger bomb I say..

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  12. Totally with you! I'm a granny and proud :) great funny post!
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  13. Love this! You've literally just described me 🙈

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  14. OK this post is 100% me hahah!! Everything just fits! I'd rather stay in any day than go out... Florals make everything better and good food is always a priority !! Loved this post !
    Saira
    www.throughtheglitterglass.wordpress.com
    Xxx

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  15. It's scary how many of these apply to me haha! Cute blog!
    Christy x
    StyleRarebit.com

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  16. My boyfriend and I had a right old laugh over this post, because we can totally relate! x

    www.sheintheknow.co.uk

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    1. Hahaha brilliant! Glad you enjoyed it :)

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  17. This made me laugh really loud because it kind of describes me and I wouldn't say I'm a grandma at all. :)

    S .x http://ramblingsofayoungprgirl.blogspot.com

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    1. No shame in a little bit of Granny hiding in there haha!

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  18. This is amazing, to be honest all of those fit perfectly. I have always know that I'm granny at heart I just love quiet nights and I already consider 10 pm very late haha. xx

    113-things-to-say.blogspot.com

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    1. Nothing better than a quiet night under a blanket with a cuppa haha

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  19. I defo am a granny nothing excites me more than getting in from work and putting on dinner then catching up with my tele 😂 Neverwearswhite.co.uk

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    1. YEES!! Haha my ideal evening 😂

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  20. Ha this post is like 100% my life! Grannies for life <3

    Lauren | Lauren the Daydreamer

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    1. This Granny club is looking pretty good tho haha

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