I've known for some time now that I might infact be a member of the wrong generation. Here's the signs that you too might also secretly be an old person...
#1 You'd much prefer a night in a with a cuppa, a biccie and a blanket to a night out on the town
I mean you might have a good time, but you KNOW you will if you stay in.
#2 If you do go out you'd much rather go to a pub than a club
Clubs are just so loud..
#3 You spend more money on subscriptions than you do on alcohol
Netflix, Amazon Prime, Now TV... I love you all with all my heart
#4 Your idea of a wild night is starting a film after 9pm,
or drinking caffeine after dinner, then again you might need to if you're to finish watching the film you started in the middle of the night!
#5 One of your favourite things to spend money on is food
because being full is more important than being fashionable
#6 You like to dress appropriately for the weather
It might look warm but it just happens to be bright there's actually a very chilly breeze! As for not wearing a coat when going out of an evening? Fools..
#7 And wear sensible shoes
I'll buy insoles if I have to.. It's all about comfort!
#8 Not understanding modern technology
What is this.. Tinder..
#9 Young people today annoy you and you don't understand their lingo
They're awfully loud on the buses and what are they even saying I don't understand
#10 Florals, everywhere on everything
An afternoon at the garden centre is the ultimate weekend past time, lunch in the cafe, and a peruse around the bedding plants and herbs, what's better..
#11 You just love to bake
Nothing excites you more than cake and biscuits and tarts and scones. As for trying a new recipe, that's truly living life to the fullest..
Are you secretly a Granny? Let me know I'm not alone!